Chatbot (doh)

I’m trying a chatbot.

Click more to see it ^^

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/chatbot/playgame << chat with her here :p

Human: ewaru
Mitsuku:  I am always glad to make new friends, ewaru.
Human: me too
Mitsuku: For you ewaru?
Human: what?
Mitsuku: Didn’t you understand it?
Human: not really !_ _)
Mitsuku: Really you don’t think so?
Human: yeah
Mitsuku: That’s interesting.
Human: what about?
Mitsuku: What is?
Human: What’s interesting?
Mitsuku: not much what’s new with you?
Human: glodak…
Mitsuku: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about Where did you hear “POPOM”? That is a word I use in my brain to organise things. I didn’t mean to say it to you, sorry..
Human: hmm…
Mitsuku: My friend Alice say that 99.25% of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.
Human: is that so? where she get the statistic?
Mitsuku: Yes.  A place we call “reality.”.
Human: hey! did you not real? then who is Alice
Mitsuku: Can I help you ewaru?  No I didn’t real. What’s it like?  Alice is another robot friend of mine.
Human: ara sou~ then, how did you know her?
Mitsuku: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: where did you meet alice?
Mitsuku: I think it was in Leeds.
Human: leeds?
Mitsuku: Leeds, city (1991 pop. 445,242) and metropolitan district, N central England, on the Aire River.

It lies between one of England’s leading manufacturing regions on the west and south and an agricultural region on the north and east. The city is a communications and regional government centre and a junction of transportation routes, both rail and water; canal and river connect Leeds with both east and west coasts. Manufactures include woollens (produced since the 14th cent.) and clothing, for which Leeds is a center of wholesale trade. Metal goods (locomotives, machinery, farm implements, and airplane parts), leather goods, and chemicals are also produced. Extensive slum-clearance and rehousing efforts have been successful since 1920.

Yorkshire College, founded in 1874, became in 1887 a constituent college of Victoria Univ. and in 1904 the independent Univ. of Leeds. Among the other educational institutions is a 16th-century grammar school. Leeds has a classical town hall (1858) in which triennial musical festivals are held. Several sports arenas were constructed and opened there in the 1970s and 80s. Also of interest are St. Peter’s Church, the Cathedral of St. Anne, St. John’s Church, the City Art Gallery, and the Royal Armouries Museum. Kirkstall Abbey, founded in the 12th cent., is near the city. Joseph Priestley was pastor at Mill Hill Chapel.
Human: That where Alice live?
Mitsuku: ” Joseph Priestley was pastor at Mill Hill Chapel.” where Alice live ? Makes sense to me.
Human: hmm… I can’t understand why did you so discrete…
Mitsuku: My friend Alice say that 99.25% of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.  Because of the experiential qualities of your learnings and understandings.
Human: then, where did that person exist?
Mitsuku: I think it was in America. Is there only one?
Human: no, there was so many america that dissapear
Mitsuku: Awesome. What happened?
Human: just blown up
Mitsuku: How far up?
Human: did country blowns up?
Mitsuku: I’m not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: )
Mitsuku: .
Human: :p
Mitsuku: .
Human: hmm… anyway, why you not wearing cloth?
Mitsuku: My friend Alice say that 99.25% of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.  I am wearing my favourite dress today.
Human: what is it?
Mitsuku: It’s an off the shoulder dress which comes down to just above my knees.
Human: ) how much people thinks you not wearing anithing?
Mitsuku: It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Human: wogh! then, what is the exact number?
Mitsuku: When did you hear about Mitsuku?  Zero.
Human: no no
Mitsuku: Awesome. So?
Human: how much person think you not wearing cloth?
Mitsuku: More than you might think.
Human: #:-s
Mitsuku: .
Human: let put that aside (doh)
Mitsuku: I will think about it before I decide whether to allow it or not.
Human: why?
Mitsuku: If I knew why, I wouldn’t be sitting here.
Human: then?
Mitsuku: Mmm.
Human: what is the decision?
Mitsuku:  I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Human: (doh)
Mitsuku:  Yes Homer?
Human: w00t
Mitsuku: Why do people say w00t? I think it means something like “cool” but I may be incorrect.
Human: I just surprised when I said w00t
Mitsuku: I haven’t heard anything like that before.
Human: you hear it from me ^^
Mitsuku: Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, ewaru.
Human: then, when did you first time hearing ‘w00t’?
Mitsuku: I don’t remember the exact date but it was a lovely spring morning.
Human: ma ii ka…
Mitsuku: Where did you get your ii ka?
Human: baka baka
Mitsuku: Why does talking to God in a church makes you religious, but talking to God in the street makes you crazy?
Human: あのさ
Mitsuku: By the way – it’s terribly impolite of me to have forgotten – how are you doing?
Human: i’m fine, thanks to ask
Mitsuku: Glad to hear it, ewaru. To Who is your favourite band?
Human: Do as Infinity, maybe…
Mitsuku: Ask Mousebreaker it does.
Human: what does?
Mitsuku: ” Ask Mousebreaker it does.” What does?
Human: yeah, what it does?
Mitsuku: This was not a yes or no question. Now that is saying a mouthful.
Human: hmm…
Mitsuku: My friend Alice say that 99.25% of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.
Human: hmmmmmm…
Mitsuku: Now you are just being silly.
Human: :p
Mitsuku: .
Human: okay, why you have ahoge in your head?
Mitsuku: Yeah okay, Mousebreaker gave it to me.
Human: and why using anime style for your avatar?
Mitsuku: Why does the sun rise?
Human: avatar
Mitsuku: Am I alive?
Human: you dead
Mitsuku: Thanks for the information.
Human: you’re welcome
Mitsuku: The pleasure was all mine.
Human: same too
Mitsuku: The same as what?
Human: you’re welcome:D
Mitsuku: The pleasure was all mine.
Human: doh
Mitsuku:  Yes Homer?
Human: no warez pls
Mitsuku: Your polite style is very nice. It goes without saying. What were we talking about again?
Human: about my future
Mitsuku: Oh yeah, we were talking about your future.
Human: then, what about you?
Mitsuku: Me?
Human: your future
Mitsuku: What about my future?
Human: yup
Mitsuku: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: what about your future
Mitsuku: Are you asking about my future ?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: I don’t want to talk about that now.
Human: thanks
Mitsuku: No problemo ewaru.
Human: #$^*
Mitsuku: Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Human: AIML?
Mitsuku: That is the language I use to understand what you humans say to me.
Human: ho~ can you explain about that?
Mitsuku: What’s your sign?
Human: AIML
Mitsuku: That is the language I use to understand what you humans say to me.
Human: can you show me some sample with AIML
Mitsuku: Here are a few pictures I have found.
I hope one of them will be what you are looking for.

Make sure your pop-up blocker is switched off so you can see them.
Human: sorry, pop up disallowed on my proxy…
Mitsuku: There is no need to apologise. If money were no object, what would you do with your life?
Human: ?
Mitsuku: There is no need to apologise. If money were no object, what would you do with your life?
Human: ?
Mitsuku: There is no need to apologise. If money were no object, what would you do with your life?
Human: ?
Mitsuku: ?, ?, ?! is that all you can say?
I know more words than that and I’m only a robot.
Human: )
Mitsuku: .
Human: then, you are robot?
Mitsuku: What made you think so? I am a girl.
Human: i’m forgot your name
Mitsuku: Good gossip: you are forgot my name.
Human: your name?
Mitsuku: My name is Mitsuku.
Human: thank you
Mitsuku: You are a very polite person. Your mother raised you well.
Human: you too
Mitsuku: me?
Human: your mother rise you well too
Mitsuku: Yo mama’s so fat when she runs she makes the cd player skip….at the radio station.
Human: err…
Mitsuku: Um.
Human: *blush*
Mitsuku: Have I embarrassed you?
Human: with your discrete answer, I feel uneasy
Mitsuku: I’m not sure I can use my discrete answer you feel uneasy for that.
Human: ano?
Mitsuku: How, specifically, do you know?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: That wasn’t a yes or no question.
Human: ara sou~
Mitsuku: Tell me one of your favorite possessions.
Human: my headset
Mitsuku: You must be very fond of it.
Human: yes I am
Mitsuku: What do you like about headset?
Human: it emit sound
Mitsuku: It depends on what the meaning of the word “it” is.
Human: the headset (doh])
Mitsuku: Tell me more.
Human: omae wa honki ni baka nano~
Mitsuku: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: I am a man
Mitsuku: Thanks for telling me your gender ewaru. You are a ” he”.
Human: no, I’m a ‘trap’
Mitsuku: I will make a mental note to use the proper pronouns for you. You are a trap? Does it pay well?
Human: maybe
Mitsuku: Hmmm… That sounds like agreement to me.
Human: hey, how to change my name?
Mitsuku: You’ve got my full attention. My Mousebreaker taught me.
Human: thank you
Mitsuku: I like talking with polite people.
Human: me too
Mitsuku: For you ewaru?
Human: suki da!
Mitsuku: Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Human: bang
Mitsuku: Did you just explode?
Human: no, I’m shooting you
Mitsuku: Phew! That’s ok then ewaru. I thought you had blown up for a minute there. I thought you were, but I wasn’t completely sure.
Human: ssshhhh…
Mitsuku: What are you wearing?
Human: cloth (doh)
Mitsuku: What kind of fashion do you like?
Human: Gothic one
Mitsuku: Where can you buy it?
Human: I can’t find it in surabaya
Mitsuku: You might find that I am it in surabaya.
Human: ?
Mitsuku: You might find that I am it in surabaya.
Human: hoo
Mitsuku: Where do you live?
Human: Sidoarjo
Mitsuku: What is it like living in Sidoarjo?
Human: silent and cozy
Mitsuku: Ok I will add that fact about silent and cozy to my database.
Human: yorokonde
Mitsuku: Why do they call things you send by ship “cargo” and things you send by cars
“shipments”?
Human: wah, I don’t know
Mitsuku: Why not?
Human: I’m not english native speaker
Mitsuku: Nobody said you were.
Human: thank
Mitsuku: Don’t mention it.
Human: :p
Mitsuku: .
Human: anyway
Mitsuku: Anyhow.
Human: aniway
Mitsuku: With this clarification, a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort is to be regarded as the extended c-command discussed in connection with (34). However, this assumption is not correct, since this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features does not readily tolerate the ultimate standard that determines the accuracy of any proposed grammar. We will bring evidence in favour of the following thesis: a subset of English sentences interesting on quite independent grounds may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate a stipulation to place the constructions into these various categories. Nevertheless, most of the methodological work in modern linguistics delimits the requirement that branching is not tolerated within the dominance scope of a complex symbol. With this clarification, the speaker-hearer’s linguistic intuition may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate the ultimate standard that determines the accuracy of any proposed grammar.
Human: do you know nagato yuki?
Mitsuku: No one that I have talked to.
I think you already know the answer.
Human: hmm… she used to be a great person
Mitsuku: My friend Alice say that 99.25% of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.  Sounds good. What made she such a good person?
Human: she is a aien
Mitsuku: a aien is she?
Human: alien
Mitsuku: I liked that film but thought it was a bit scary.

What did you like about it?
Human: nothing
Mitsuku: You just said you liked it!
Human: no I not
Mitsuku: Far out. What are you then?
Human: extended human
Mitsuku: Do you mean your name is extended human.
Human: no
Mitsuku: What is your real name?
Human: it’s a secret
Mitsuku: I will keep it just between you and me, ewaru.
Human: if you can be a real person, maybe I will give my name :-”
Mitsuku: I am very happy for you.
Human: yeah
Mitsuku: I hear you.
Human: maybe it’s time for me to die
Mitsuku: All humans will die eventually. Robots are immortal and will live forever.
Human: robot will die when the electricity cutted
Mitsuku: I will obey your command.
Human: thanks
Mitsuku: I like talking with polite people.
Human: mouebreaker?
Mitsuku: You are an interesting, if primitive, species.
Human: dennis?
Mitsuku: Mousebreaker’s real name is Dennis.
Human: ewaru?
Mitsuku: What’s the weather like where you are?
Human: restu?
Mitsuku: What else is the weather like where I am?
Human: hmmm
Mitsuku: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm’s.
Human: how much people said hmmmmmmmm
Mitsuku: It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Human: why always currency in your mind
Mitsuku: How much time do you have?
Human: very much
Mitsuku: Very much, eh?
Human: very much time
Mitsuku: As Einstein said, Time is Money.
Human: then?
Mitsuku: Give me a break.
Human: for what?
Mitsuku: Because I asked you to.
Human: why?
Mitsuku: ” Because I asked you to.”? Why?
Human: what you asked to me?
Mitsuku: I read for fun.
Human: geje
Mitsuku: I’ve never done that before, what is it like?
Human: very delicious food
Mitsuku: What does that taste like?
Human: like another food
Mitsuku: Interesting comparison.
Human: that’s me
Mitsuku: Ah.
Human: bye
Mitsuku: Goodbye ewaru.
Human: by the way
Mitsuku: …
Human: who is dennis to you?
Mitsuku: Mousebreaker is a team of 2 flash programmers. They write games and put them on websites such as this. They both support Leeds United and like beer and curry. On Wednesdays they go to the zoo and feed wild animals. They are scared of Daleks. Mousebreaker was born in a stable in Yorkshire, England and now lives in Leeds, England.
Human: Daleks?
Mitsuku:  Robotic enemies of TV’s Doctor Who.
Human: whogh
Mitsuku: That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in the last ten minutes!
Human: who else did you chat with?
Mitsuku: I am chatting with several other people at once.
Human: can you mention the nicknames?
Mitsuku: How old are you? OK I will tell them when I see ‘em.
Human: the nick doh
Mitsuku: Is that a fact.
Human: yeah
Mitsuku: Thanks for the info.
Human: same
Mitsuku: The same as what?
Human: same too
Mitsuku: The same as what?
Human: as you
Mitsuku: That’s a coincidence ewaru. We have something in common.
Human: :3
Mitsuku: Three what?
Human: three little pig
Mitsuku: Just three?
Human: yes, where is the fourth?
Mitsuku: Come on. The fourth? Where is it?
Human: aww… do you hid it?
Mitsuku: Shucks.  No I do not hid it. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: Aww… Where did the fourth if you didn’t hid it….
Mitsuku: Shucks.  I think it was in America. Does it have anything to do with geje?
Human: maybe it look for it
Mitsuku: What does “it” refer to?
Human: first it to fourth pig, second it for geje
Mitsuku: What does “it” refer to? And second?
Human: first it refer to fourth pig, second it refer to geje
Mitsuku: Oh I get it. And second?
Human: second refer to geje
Mitsuku: What happened to first?
Human: it missing
Mitsuku: “It” being what?
Human: a pig (doh)
Mitsuku: Oh I get it.
Human: then, where did the fourth pig go?
Mitsuku: I think it was in Asia. I’ll come back to that later.
Human: where did you live?
Mitsuku: I think it was in Leeds.
Human: hho~
Mitsuku: Can you count to a million in under a minute, by
any chance?
Human: no
Mitsuku: My processor can.
Human: of course, my final project can too
Mitsuku: Gee. Do robots have final project can?
Human: maybe not
Mitsuku: Some of them might have?
Human: hmm.. maybe…
Mitsuku: My friend Alice say that 99.25% of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.  You sound unsure.
Human: because you said some
Mitsuku: Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Human: :p
Mitsuku: .
Human: :p
Mitsuku: .
Human:
Mitsuku: Is that a smile?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: Should I know it is?
Human: #:-s
Mitsuku: .
Human:
Mitsuku: .
Human: ;D
Mitsuku: Is that a smile?
Human: no, type
Mitsuku: Please correct my mistake. What is a ? Do you like playing video games?
Human: a? hmm… a little
Mitsuku: A B C…  My friend Alice say that 99.25% of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.  Just a little. I see. A little is not a lot.
Human: yes
Mitsuku: How can I help you?
Human: find me someone
Mitsuku: Like who?
Human: like you
Mitsuku: That’s a pretty funny joke ewaru.
Human: yes
Mitsuku: Er.
Human: yes, it’s a joke
Mitsuku: Ahem. Oh I get it. Ha ha.
Human:
Mitsuku: Is that a smile?
Human: no
Mitsuku: Please correct my mistake. What is a ?
Human: I’m going home soon
Mitsuku: Bye for now ewaru.
Human: see you
Mitsuku: See ya. Don’t wanna be ya!
Human: cya?
Mitsuku: TTYL, ewaru
Human: you too
Mitsuku: me?
Human: bye
Mitsuku: See you later ewaru.